Dear Rebecca Black,
For the record, I think you're adorable and I want you to be in my 7th grade class. We talked about you a little bit when we were all having fun fun fun fun with your song, and about how mean some folks on the interwebz can be.
My students realized that you were their age (just 13!), and we all felt like if it'd been one of them taking the brunt of jokes and criticism, we'd be sad. So we want you to know that we're sorry about the meanies, and we hope you're enjoying all the good-spirited parodies of your song as much as we are.
Oh, but my 7th grade students told me about the "censored" parody of your song -- don't enjoy that one. Don't even watch it. Cover your ears, young lady! I'll redirect you to the Sunday school parody instead.
Anyway, your song has brightened up lots of my weekends! Sometimes I blast it at the beginning of class on Fridays and it never fails to produce smiles. And yeah, we break it down -- everyone needs a 5 minute dance party now and then.
And you know what? I get it, girl. You so excited about Friday that you're dropping verbs and everything else, and I want you to know that I understand.
In fact, I'm a little obsessed with your song right now. It just describes so perfectly how I feel about so many things. I'm going out to eat? I-I-I so excited! It's only 4 weeks until summer vacation? I-I-I so excited! I'm making flippin' Strawberry Cheesecake Stuffed Amaretto Cake Pops on flippin' pretzel sticks?! I SO EXCITED!
These cake pops started as a bright spark of inspiration from CakeSpy: pops on a pretzel stick! Using an edible, salty vehicle for a sweet treat struck me as absolutely bee's-knees brilliant. I had to try it immediately.
Then there was this other idea I'd been toying with, too: mixing up no-bake cheesecake filling, freezing it into little pearls, and hiding the pearls in the center of each cake ball. A cheesecake-stuffed cake ball on a pretzel stick? It couldn't get any better -- unless you used an amaretto-spiked version of the best pound cake in the world for your cake!
This cake pop endeavor turned out so easy and so fantastic. I made a video tutorial (located at the bottom of this post) so that you can follow along with the steps as you make them; it'll show you how to pipe your cheesecake centers, form the cake balls around them, insert the pretzel sticks, and dip and decorate the pops.
But the cake pop tutorial isn't the only video I made.
What can I say, Rebecca? These cake pops just made me wanna sing! So here's my tone-deaf tribute to plucky middle schoolers, cake pops, and YOU. Thanks for the fun!
P.S. I have a newfound respect for you after trying to sing this song a billion times and realizing I was basically the worst singer on the planet.
Strawberry Cheesecake Stuffed Amaretto Cake Pops (on Pretzel Sticks!)
Recipe by: Willow Bird Baking
Yields: about 40 cake pops
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Cream Cheese Pound Cake Ingredients:
3/4 cups butter, softened
4 ounces cream cheese, softened
1.5 cups sugar
3 large eggs
3/4 tsp vanilla
1/4 cup amaretto
1.5 cups flour
Strawberry "Cheesecake" Ingredients:
1 8-oz. package cream cheese, softened
2 tablespoons sugar
1/2 cup diced strawberries
Cream Cheese Frosting Ingredients:
4 oz. cream cheese, softened
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) of butter, softened
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup confectioners' sugar, sifted
2 pounds candy melts (I chose light pink)
about 40 pretzel sticks (I used Snyder's because they were longer and sturdier than others)
white chocolate or candy melts for drizzling
*NOTE: See the cake pop video tutorial below to see many of these steps being completed!
Make the pound cake: Preheat oven to 300 degrees F. Butter and flour a loaf pan. Beat butter and cream cheese at medium speed of an electric mixer 2 minutes or until creamy. Gradually add sugar and beat 5-7 minutes until light and fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time and beat only until yellow disappears. Stir in vanilla and amaretto.
Combine flour and salt and add to creamed mixture beating on low speed of electric mixture just until blended after each addition. Fill a 2-cup ovenproof dish with water and place in oven with cake (keeps it moist!). Bake at 300 degrees for about 1 hour and 20 minutes, or until a knife inserted into the middle comes out clean (check in several areas of the cake to be sure it’s completely done). You may need to cover cake with foil the last 20-30 minutes of baking if it looks like it's getting too brown on top. Let cool on wire rack for 10 minutes then remove from the pan by inverting it into a bowl. Once cool enough to handle, crumble the cake in the bowl, removing any hard outer crust portions. Let cool completely.
Make the strawberry cheesecake middles: While the cake is baking, mix all the cheesecake ingredients together well. Fill a gallon sized plastic zip bag with the mixture and cut off the corner (big enough so that the diced strawberries won't get stuck). Pipe the cheesecake mixture into small swirls on a silicone mat or wax paper (see video tutorial below to see this step). Freeze these until firm.
Make frosting: Mix all frosting ingredients together on medium-high speed until combined. When cake is cooled and crumbled, mix frosting into it until you reach a dough-like consistency. I used most of my frosting but not quite all of it.
Make cake balls: Once your cake mixture is ready and your cheesecake middles are frozen firm, you're ready to assemble your cake balls! Take a frozen cheesecake middle and pack some cake around it. Roll it into a ball and place it on a silicone mat or wax paper. Continue until all cake balls are rolled. Chill these in the refrigerator overnight. I don't freeze mine like some sites suggest, because I find chilling them in the fridge instead reduces cracking after I dip them.
Mount and dip cake balls: After cake balls have chilled overnight, melt your candy melts according to the package directions. I keep my bowl of candy melts situated in a bigger bowl of hot water to keep them warm and fluid, but be careful no water gets into the melts! To mount each cake ball, take a pretzel stick and dip the end in candy melts. Gently but firmly push the end of the pretzel stick into the cake ball. Put these back on their silicone mat or wax paper to chill. Repeat until all cake balls are mounted and chill for about 30 minutes.
After chilling, you're ready to dip! Dip each cake ball into the candy melts, using a spoon to help coat them. After dipping, hold your cake ball over the bowl and gently bounce to drain the excess off. Turn the pop as you drain. When well-drained, gently place the pop in a foam block to continue drying. I placed mine in the fridge to reduce drying time.
Decorate dried pops: Once your pops are dry, melt some white chocolate according to package directions. Let it cool slightly before spooning it into a small plastic zip bag with the tiniest bit of the corner cut off. With the pops standing in their foam block, quickly and confidently pipe a zigzag design over each one. Let these dry. Serve immediately or store in an airtight container in the refrigerator.
-You can leave the cheesecake middles out of this recipe and roll the cake into a solid ball if you want traditional cake pops.
-You can use any flavor of cake (or even a cake mix) for your cake, but this one is absolutely the best I've ever had!
-You can leave the strawberries out of your no-bake cheesecake mixture or even add in other berries, chocolate, etc., to produce different flavors of cheesecake in the center.
-You can use lollipop sticks instead of pretzel sticks, or leave the sticks out altogether and make regular cake balls instead of cake pops.
-You can decorate with sprinkles instead of zigzags.
And just for my lovely Willow Bird Bakers, here's a tutorial for how to make cheesecake stuffed cake pops. This video would also be useful for making regular cake pops. WBB is all about inspiring kitchen confidence in home cooks by encouraging them to tackle challenges -- so if you've never made cake pops before, this is your double-triple-dog dare! Get in the kitchen and try it out! Don't forget to snap some photos of your finished product for us to see!