Sausage & Caramelized Onion Breakfast Hash
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One thing I fight against every day is the weird feminine ideal of being quiet and demure. There are continual implications in pop culture (and probably in many of our daily lives) that women talk too much, and that the most attractive women are ones who either know how to shut up or, due to language barriers, have no choice but to shut up.
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Portobello and Kale Pizza Bake
I know people have different taste or whatever, but I have trouble believing that anyone actually enjoys eating a kale chip.
I say this as someone who was very excited about the prospect of transforming a flavorless vegetable via heat and salt into a fitting potato chip substitute. I had fantasies of baking up dozens of pounds of kale and snacking continuously without actually amassing any significant numbers of calories. I dreamed of navigating the rest of my days with a pouch of salted kale chips, a coke zero, and not a care in the world.
And then I tasted a kale chip. WHAT DEVILRY IS THIS? It was like eating a salted piece of fireplace ash. Both the chip and my dreams disintegrated on my tongue in withering, bitter, anticlimactic defeat.
Brown Butter Spice Cake with Whipped Icing
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Mike’s been trying to whittle down our spending since we’re in a lean financial period. The cars and the dog keep falling apart at random intervals and requiring numerous visits to the mechanic and vet, respectively (we don’t take our dog to the mechanic, although perhaps that’s a thought. I wonder if they take Care Credit.)
He had been suggesting we eat out less, much to my dismay, but he finally analyzed our spending a few weeks ago and realized that that’s not the problem. It’s not even the dog, though we just found out she has allergies. Good grief.
IT’S GROCERIES.
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No-Bake Pumpkin Spice Icebox Cake
I mouthed the words to worship songs instead of singing until I was about 15 years old. I wasn’t being disrespectful. I’d simply learned at an early age that my singing voice was terrible (dashing my baby hopes of being a pop star like Jem) and it seemed jerky to subject God to that. I mean, He’s GOD and He’s listening to a choir of who knows how many angels, the worship of people who can sing all over the world . . . and then there’s me. Lip-syncing was the only reasonable decision.
