I'm an honest woman. The truth is, today was a disaster. A disaster that did end in the aforementioned gooey, hearty peach pie (thank God), but a disaster nonetheless. First of all, I was not planning on making a pie, but pie pockets. It all started when Heidi over at Heidi Bakes posted these scrumptious looking Apple Hand Pies. Those little pie pockets caused all the trouble! They were so beautiful! And so PERSONAL -- if I were talking to my 6th graders, who are practicing analogies, I'd say that cupcakes are to cakes what pie pockets are to pies. I had to make them! All of a sudden, I went a liiiittle bit insane (no really, ask Mike about my late night pie pocket instant messages) about the possibilities. Here's just a BRIEF list of all the possible pie pockets that ran through my head:
- broccoli, cheese, and ham pie pockets
- raspberry pie pockets
- apple cranberry pie pockets
- cherry pie pockets
- strawberry cherry pie pockets
- banana, oat, and nut pie pockets with gooey brown sugar, butter, streusel
- blueberry pie pockets
- NUTELLA pie pockets
- pizza pie pockets
- tomato, mozzarella, and basil pesto pie pockets
- barbecue and apple pie pockets
- peach and blueberry pie pockets
- peach cobbler pockets
- Philly cheesesteak pie pockets
- beef burgundy pie pockets
- coconut cream pie pockets
And I made my crust. Pretty simple, I thought, though perhaps a bit crumbly. Oh well. Into some plastic wrap and then into the refrigerator it went. This morning, I woke up early to do a quick assembly of each pie pocket before baking -- easy as pie, right? -- only to find that a bit crumbly was actually falling apart crumbly. Those that didn't crumble to pieces before baking certainly did so after.
Pie Pocket Mise-en-Place
All of you professional pie crusters know what I did wrong: I was stingy with my water. But since Julie Powell's meltdowns in the movie Julie & Julia hit a little too close to home for me, I've been trying to take my mother's advice. She told me once before a major baking project, "You just have to have a sense of humor about things that go wrong." I also took Beth Moore's advice and yielded to the right passion -- delighting in the Lord instead of giving way to anger. In short, I channeled every known resource for avoiding a kitchen meltdown, and changed gears.
I would conquer the pie crust! And I would not waste one of my most exciting pie pocket fillings: peaches covered in gooey brown sugar and oats. So I dusted myself off (quite literally) and made another batch of pie dough. Shoving my do-too-muchitis aside, I made ONE LOVELY PIE, and boy, was that enough! I was still fighting my sullen mood until I took the first magical bite, and suddenly, all the baking was worth it. The crust? Perfect, tender, flaky, buttery. The filling? An indulgent cinnamon-and-spice herald of the coming fall. When topped with a mound of homemade whipped cream, I feel comfortable saying this is the best pie I've ever eaten. So after a long day of dough crises, recipe detours, and outrageous piles of dirty dishes, I'm proud to have ended up with a Peach Crisp Pie.
The picture no respectable food blogger would show: failpies!
Oh, and to soothe my wounds a bit, I used the pie dough trimmings to make one last attempt at a pie pocket and was finally successful! Now that I've learned my dough lesson, count on seeing a pie pocket post in the future. Until then, I hope you'll sit back, watch the leaves change, and eat some pie.
Peach Crisp Pie
Recipe by: Willow Bird Baking (crust adapted from Crisco; help from here) Yields: One 9-inch, two crust pie
Crust Ingredients: 4 cups flour 2 teaspoons salt 3/4 cup cold lard (non-hydrogenated if available)* 3/4 cup cold butter, chopped 6-8 tablespoons cold water *you can substitute vegetable shortening here if you wish, but I highly recommend the lard!
Filling Ingredients: 5-6 peaches, peeled and quartered 1/2-3/4 cup packed brown sugar 1-2 tablespoons granulated sugar (to taste) 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 3/4 cup oats pinch salt
Egg Wash Ingredients: 1 egg yolk 1 tablespoon heavy cream
Whipped Cream Ingredients: 2 cups heavy whipping cream 1/4 cup powdered sugar 1/2 teaspoon vanilla (or flavoring of your choice)
Directions: Pulse flour and salt together to combine. Add scoops of lard and pulse into the mixture has the texture of coarse sand, about 10 seconds. Add in chunks of butter and pulse until butter pieces are no larger than small peas, about 10 pulses. Add minimum amount of water and pulse on low. If dough remains crumbly and doesn't come together, add another 2 tablespoons of water. Add as little as is required to enable the dough to be rolled into a ball. Form the dough into 2 disks, wrap in plastic, and refrigerate for 20-30 minutes while preparing your filling. For filling, mix all ingredients together in a medium bowl. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F. Roll one disk of dough out to around 2 inches larger than your pie plate and transfer it, situating it in the plate. Trim the excess flush with the edge of the pie plate. Fill the pastry covered plate with filling. Roll the other disk out to about 1 inch larger than your pie plate. Situate it over the filling, tucking the edges of the top dough behind the edge of the bottom dough and crimping the edges. Use excess dough to add dough cutouts to top of pie if desired (I made some fall leaves). In a small bowl, beat cream and egg yolk together for egg wash. Using a pastry brush, brush the surface of the top pie crust (can sprinkle lightly with sugar if you desire). Cut vents in the top crust. Shield crimped edges of pie with foil. Bake in preheated oven for 10 minutes before turning the heat down to 350 degrees F and baking 30-35 minutes longer. For the last 15 minutes, remove foil shielding. Allow pie to cool completely. Serve with vanilla ice cream or homemade whipped cream. To make homemade whipped cream, mix all ingredients together until soft peaks are obtained.